Contest: Win some Altered Beast buttons!

@Scott – It’s very complicated on how that works. I could fire you but that will result in you being banned from the site with your IP locked out forever. So, to start posting on the forums you’ll have to switch your Internet Provider and change your IP address but unbeknownst to you I’ll have contacted all the providers in your area and told them not to take you as a customer due to reasons I won’t discuss. That will suck for you because you’ll have to move out of the state to even get internet again, which, you might do. However, in your searches for a new place to live you can only find apartments in North Korea, a country that bans its population from Sega Addicts, which you don’t find out about until you’ve done all the work and actually moved to the new country. In the end, you make your way to Hong Kong and finally have internet and an IP you can use for the forums but by then the 2 weeks are up and someone else has won the Altered Beast buttons.

A lot of trouble for nothing, I say.