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If there’s anything that proves that the cast of The Sega Addicts Kids Table can’t say words then this episode is definitely it. That’s right for some reason in this episode it seems that Stevie, Josh and John aren’t able to say things without their tongues getting in the way. But never fear because we do talk about some other stuff semi-competently!
These things that we talk about include the Monster World creators plans for another game, and yet another conversation about Kickstarter (we promise this is the last time). We also discuss Project X Zone‘s incredible amount of voices and if we will ever get to play it in the West. Sound good to you? Well how about hearing me struggle to say ‘Super Mario Sunshine‘? If that doesn’t tickle your fancy then I don’t know what will.
It’s been a long time hasn’t it? Well maybe not long but it has indeed been a while since The Sega Addicts Kids Table has discussed even the tiniest morsel of Sega news. Well it’s a good thing then that to make up for it, Stevie, John and Josh talk about nearly every big news story of the past 4 weeks! How do they do it? Beats me!
And what’s more is that they discuss even more stuff! Johns tropical holiday, Josh’s belated Birthday gifts and many more wacky antics are portrayed in this extra special bumper episode that we have for you. So if you’ve been waiting for a return to form then download away! You won’t be disappointed, unless you have way too high expectations!
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Unfortunately for the human race The Sega Addicts Kids Table isn’t always right about everything. Yes! We do make mistakes and mishaps! One of these mishaps happened recently which meant that we couldn’t do the episode we planned to do today. Don’t worry we’ll be back with a normal episode about Sega news next week but for now we recorded an extra special commentary track just for you! And unlike last week’s commentary this one has an FMV twist!
So sit back and relax as Stevie, Josh and guest Tom Kyzivat talk their way through the beloved Sega CD classic: Bug Blasters: The Exterminators! You can view the video we talk over here courtesy of cubex55. Trust me, your body isn’t ready for it’s madness.
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It seems that Sega has had it’s fingers up the Aliens franchise for a while now. And while there has been a lot of talk about the upcoming Aliens: Colonial Marines, it only seems fair to take a look at some of the worst parts of the franchise to off set all this awful positivity that’s been accompanying the property for a while.
That’s where The Sega Addicts Kids Table steps in once again! That’s right to celebrate the European release of Prometheus, Stevie and the gang (that’s Josh and John) bring you an audio commentary for Alien Vs. Predator! Probably the stupidest of the series (not counting it’s abysmal sequel) in this episode we watch the movie and you get to laugh along with us! Who will win and who will lose (Spoiler: We lose)? That’s for you to find out. So get your DVD players ready and join us as we drag you into the greatest fight of the century: Antarctica Vs. People!
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So you may not have noticed it but it seems that a little unknown game called Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode 2 was released recently. Under intense investigation it seems that Sega did indeed make this obscure gem! So to celebrate The Sega Addicts Kids Table this week is all about this mysterious game. We also uncover a shady twist that will change this podcast forever. Looks like it’s all mystery this week!
Joining the usual gang (Stevie, John, and Josh) for this episode is Scotty Morrison; A young up and comer on this site just waiting for his big break! So join us as well as we blabber on about a game which you probably have completed like 5 thousand times by now! Enjoy!
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Oh and stay tuned because next week we’ll be taking on the first Alien Vs. Predator movie, in an intense commentary special! Get your completely legal copies ready, ’cause this is gonna get nasty.
Well here we are. After literally hours of uncertainty the now infamous ‘Hot Dog Pizza Saga’ has been completed. Did I like it? What lengths did I go to to get it? Was it worth all the hype? All these secrets and more are revealed in this 40th installment of The Sega Addicts Kids Table!
You don’t even have to look that far for more as Stevie, John, and Josh also treat you to some game news. What do we think of Kickstarter? What do we make of Yuji Naka’s new iPhone title Monster Buddy? Why is John’s audio so bad in this? Why do I keep asking questions? Just fucking listen to it, then you’ll find out. Jesus you sure are demanding.
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Another week, another unfulfilled promise. That’s what’s in store for you today listeners. Yes it is very tragic because I was not able to get my hands on a pizza with a hot dog stuffed in it. Maybe I’ll eat it next week? Who knows. In the mean time The Sega Addicts Kids Table is still here to offer you more bullshit, and Sega news discussion.
In this episode Stevie, John, and Josh tackle the fate of a Bayonetta sequel, while taking as many excuses as they can to talk about Alien 3. Oh and Stevie tries to tell a serious story at the beginning and doesn’t get away with it. How did we manage to cram that all in? Well find out in this very special (note: it is not special) podcast for your ears!
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So after last week I bet you were all hyped up for today’s hot dog stuffed crust pizza extravaganza! Well I’m sorry to tell you but as the darkest chapter in the ‘Hot Dog Pizza Saga’ I do not get to eat the pizza of my dreams in this episode. However to combat this, me (Stevie), Josh, and John talk about other decadent pizza’s in this fabulous episode of The Sega Addicts Kids Table!
What else do we talk about? Well if Binary Domain‘s PC release and Sonic 4‘s Steam leak interest you, then you’ll be sure to have a great time! And be sure to stay tuned because next week this food themed trilogy concludes, with my reactions of the famous Hot Dog Stuff Crust Pizza with Mustard Drizzle! Oh boy!
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Hot dogs in pizza. What more could you want from The Sega Addicts Kids Table? Hell what more could you want from any podcast?
That’s right as you can probably tell in this special episode, not only do Stevie, Josh, and (filling in for John this week) Michael Westgarth talk (and argue) about all the latest games and news, but they also discuss this amazing creation that’s hit the internet by storm. A hot dog pizza stuffed crust pizza. What more could you even need?
If this all sounds way too good to pass up then all you have to do is give it a listen! It’s an even longer show than usual this week which means more fun for you and me! So order up that pizza and..
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Way back in the distant year of 2003, no one could have guessed that a director known as Uwe Boll would unleash the most horrfying movie onto the world. A movie so horrifying and shocking that no one has dared to watch it since (probably). Until now! That’s right The Sega Addicts Kids Table is here to provide you guys with a goulish commentary track for the epic cinematic opus, House of the Dead!
In this special ‘bandwagon’ commentary Stevie, Josh, and John laugh through what can only be described as an unintentional masterpiece. So make sure you have your legal DVD/ blu-ray/ 3D copy of the movie so you can have a grand old time watching the stupidest series of images and sound ever committed to film, unfold with us chipping in to complain about plot holes! Enjoy!
(Oh and John gets kind of ahead of us at some points. It’ll be fine, just ride it out.)